Skits (56)
Flight Attendent
Printer Friendly (Skit #160, 2010-05-16 22:46:54, Category: Transportation)
Action:
FLIGHT ATTENDENT:(in a squeaky whimpy voice talking to his passengers)Hello and welcome to American Airlines. I will be your flight attendent during this flight so if you need anything you just call me and I will give it to you. But before we take off you need to know some rules.(slightly changing to a crazy voice)I REALLY hate germs! So DONT SNEEZE!!.(breaths in and out fast and returning to the whimpy voice)Enjoy your flight.
(The flight attendent begins to wander around the isle until someone in the back section sneezes. The flight attendent looks around in a crazy and surprized sort of way and marches up to the front row very angry)
Flight attendent:(Screaming in a deep and angry voice)DID YOU SNEEZE!!? DID YOU JUST SNEEZE ON MY PLANE!!?
Passenger:(scared voice)N-n-no S-s-sir I didnt sneeze!
Flight attendent:(same voice)YES YOU DID I JUST HEARD YOU SNEEZE!! ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR!!? (if passenger is holding somthing like a bag of peanuts or some chips, pick them up and throw them into the audiance)YOU LIE, YOU FLY!! NOW GET OFF MY PLANE!!(grab the passenger by the shirt and throw him off stage)
Passenger: No! No! AAAAAAAAA! (falls off stage)
Flight Attendent:(turns back to the audience and breaths in and out fast, returns to normal,and begins to walk back down the isle if nothing happend)
(let the same guy in the back sneeze again and let the same process continue over until the only guy left on the plane is the guy who has been sneezing)
Flight attendent:(same angry voice)DID YOU SNEEZE!!?
Last passenger: Yes i did sneeze.
Flight attendent:(back to whimpy voice and producing the kleenex frome his pocket)would you like a kleenex then?
Passenger: yeah sure thanks.(takes kleenex and blows his nose)
The End
Equipment:
6 chairs, 7 people, kleenex
Preparation:
There is really no specific way to do this skit so the flight attendent must make this up as he goes along. But for the passangers on the flight memorize what you will say and do before you go on stage. When you do get on stage set the folding chairs out in rows of 2 (like what you would see on an airplane)and make sure that the person who plays the flight attendent has the kleenex in his pocket.
CPR
Printer Friendly (Skit #159, 2010-05-16 22:38:43, Category: Jokes)
Action:
3 people are hiking. The first grabs his chest, says he is having a heart attack, and falls down.
The other 2 start doing CPR, with one pretending to do chest compressions and the other pretending to do breathing.
After 10 seconds, the one doing the compressions says, "I'm getting tired." They continue, and the one doing the breathing says, "Yeah, me too - should we switch?"
They count to three, and then the breather moves to the chest, the one doing chest compressions lays down, and the one laying down sits up to start the breathing, and they all continue working.
Equipment:
none
Preparation:
practice
Gates of Heaven and Heck
Printer Friendly (Skit #158, 2010-05-16 22:35:25, Category: God)
Action:
Two boys are posed as gates behind St.Peter
St. Peter--what haveth you done to get into Heaven?
Farmer--my crops were saving the world from hunger
St.Peter-- not good enough, go with Death...
(St.Peter points to Death)
St. Peter--what haveth you done to get into Heaven?
Scientist--I won the nobel Peace Prize
St.Peter-- not good enough, go with Death...
(St.Peter points to Death)
St. Peter--what haveth you done to get into Heaven?
Doctor--I created the cure for Cancer
St.Peter-- not good enough, go with Death...
(St.Peter points to Death)
St. Peter--what haveth you done to get into Heaven?
Councilor--Well, I've been a Councilor for 77 years
St.Peter--Well my good man, walk right through, you've already been through Heck!
( Councilor walks through gate)
End.
Equipment:
Book
Preparation:
8 boys
Doritos
Printer Friendly (Skit #157, 2010-05-16 22:29:23, Category: Jokes)
Action:
Boys 1,2,and 3 sit on the couch. boy 1 turns on the t.v. with the remote control.
The advertiser says: "Are you listening, all you couch potatoes out there? I want you all to have a fun and active summer, so get up off that couch, and go play outside! Bike, roller blade, play ball! Anything--".(advertiser gets cut off by boy 1, who turns off t.v.)
Boy 1: "I'm not a couch potato!"
Boy 2: "I am not a couch potato chip!"
Boy 3: "I am a couch Dorito!"
(All three boys eat chips after they say their lines).
Boy 1 turns on t.v.
Advertiser: "We're having a big sale on Doritos today at Wall-Mart. So come get 'em!
Boy 2: "More Doritos!"
(boys enter room marked "Wall-Mart")
Inside, all boys say: "I've never felt so active!"
Equipment:
bag of doritos, remote control, cardboard box for tv, 4 boys
Preparation:
1 boy is an announcer on a tv commercial
Elevator Riders
Printer Friendly (Skit #156, 2010-05-16 22:25:32, Category: Jokes)
Action:
The elevator operator moves the stick and opens the elevator door while shouting "First floor...Lobby"
One or two Boys enter the elevator, and the operator moves the stick to close the door. As the elevator moves from floor to floor, the passengers bounce up and down while repeating the phrase "Come on Ten"
The elevator stops the elevator and opens the door while shouting "Second floor...sporting goods" One or two more Boys enter. After the door closes, all passengers bounce up and down, repeating the phrase "Come on Ten"
This continues for each floor, and each the time the passengers become more frantic and more agitated while repeating "Come on Ten"
By the time the elevator reaches the tenth floor, the car full of passengers should be almost out of control shouting "Come on Ten!"
The operator opens the door, and shouts "Tenth Floor...Restrooms" All the passengers scream with relief and run out of the elevators and off stage.
Equipment:
rope and a stick, 13 boys
Preparation:
1 boy is the elevator operator with the stick for the controls
2 boys are the "doors" with the rope
Rock N Sqaut
Printer Friendly (Skit #155, 2010-05-16 22:18:04, Category: Jokes)
Action:
Boy(to group) we want you to sit on the chairs and act like your on a roller coaster.
Person1-4:WHHEEEEEEEEEE!
Boy(facing audience):we have asked these people to act just like they would on a *what ever camp your at* toilet!
Person1-4:WHHEEEEE....WHAT?!
Equipment:
4 chairs, 4 people from audience, 1 boy
Preparation:
get 4 people to sit in chairs
Puppy in the Box
Printer Friendly (Skit #154, 2010-05-16 22:13:16, Category: Animals)
Action:
Announcer: This scene takes place outside a supermarket on some idle tuesday. (Then exits)
Boys 2 and 3 are standing in the middle of your area.
Boy 1: Walks in holding the box with the puppy inside.
Says: Hey dudes, can you chill with my box for a sec, I need to get some doughnuts.
Boys 2 and 3: Sure man.
Boy1 hands them the box and walks off.
Boy 2: I wonder whats whats in the box dude.
Boy 3: I dunno, but something yellow is leaking out man.
Boy 2 swipes his finger under the box, licks it and says It tastes like lemon soda to me dude.
Boy 3 does the same and says, Na man, its more like chicken soup.
Boy 1 reenters and takes his box and says: Thanks for holding my box dudes, then opens the lid and pulls out a puppy. and says: YOU NAUGHTY PUPPY etc.
Equipment:
1 box, and a stuffed puppy
Preparation:
practice
Provide a Skip
Printer Friendly (Skit #153, 2010-05-16 22:09:10, Category: Physical Comedy)
Action:
Boys skip around on stage for a few minutes, then boy in the audience stands and yells "Hey what are you doing, anyway?"
One boy on stage yells back "We were told to provide a skip."
Boys continue skipping.
Equipment:
4 boys
Preparation:
have 1 boy in the audience
Secret to Icefishing
Printer Friendly (Skit #152, 2010-05-13 22:36:44, Category: Nature)
Action:
First boy enters and pantomimes ice fishing. 2nd enters and greets 1st, commenting on the cold weather. 1st mumbles a greeting (mouth full) and then 1st catches a fish, then another, then another. 2nd boys watches amazed and asked "What's your secret?" 1st answers with a mumble. This can be drawn out with hilarious results. Finally the 1st boy slowly pulls a gummie (candy) worm from his mouth and exclaims proudly "Ya' gotta keep the worms warm!"
Equipment:
gummy worms
Preparation:
1 boy stuffs his mouth with gummy worms
Run-On Star Wars
Printer Friendly (Skit #151, 2010-05-13 22:34:08, Category: Physical Comedy)
Action:
First person runs across stage screaming and yelling for his life! Second person runs with the light-sabre after him after a couple more skits(remember this is a run on) person one is now chasing person two with Light-sabre. Repeat in any dead space throughout the campfire or program. At the very end of the program whoever should have ended without the light-sabre runs on stage and trips half way across, turns and faces(while still on the ground) his on-coming attacker with the light-sabre. He with the light-sabre raises it high as though to strike, brings the light-sabre down and lightly tapping the person on the ground says in an accusing tone, "You're it!"
Equipment:
1 light-sabre toy
Preparation:
none